My tea's gone cold.

oinkaloink:

'no homo' God says as he puts the male g-spot up their anus

enitari:

WHAT THE  FUC K IS THIS

thewomanfromitaly:

voodoojunkie:

"Shiver me tampons" needs to make its way into my parlance

this is great but the seashell texting mermen made it perfect

exigetspersonal:

teenwifelife:

ally-of-villains:

davejade:

ATTENTION: if you see a post like this, IT IS A SCREAMER. DO NOT CLICK THE LINK.
The screamer includes a black and white flashy gif maximized to fit your browser and a very loud piercing screech noise. If in any way this can trigger you, please be aware and reblog to signal boost.

thankyou ohmygod a friend linked me this literally 2 minutes ago and i was about to click it and i would’ve had a seizure you saved my life ohmygod im so grateful

Just in case I have any followers with epilepsy like myself. Stay safe!

Signal boost.

exigetspersonal:

teenwifelife:

ally-of-villains:

davejade:

ATTENTION: if you see a post like this, IT IS A SCREAMER. DO NOT CLICK THE LINK.

The screamer includes a black and white flashy gif maximized to fit your browser and a very loud piercing screech noise. If in any way this can trigger you, please be aware and reblog to signal boost.

thankyou ohmygod a friend linked me this literally 2 minutes ago and i was about to click it and i would’ve had a seizure you saved my life ohmygod im so grateful

Just in case I have any followers with epilepsy like myself. Stay safe!

Signal boost.

deceptibonk:

scarredwristsandrazorblades:

unworth-it:

judgem3ntal-fucks:

tearyimages:

raydioaktive:

33,363 notes, well done society

57,307 funny….. You guys are all beautiful

68,507 is too big :(

74,403 think completely wrong about their selves 

92, 082 no guys stop :(

I don’t care
there is simply no one who could put me next to a model and still say that I am pretty so no
I am just waiting for a guy, who would tell me hat I am not beautiful as others
but would still love me

No one can tell you whether you are beautiful or not. I can understand why we all think we aren’t beautiful because of the way we are treated by society but please everyone, you all know that “good” is a matter of taste. Some people think Angelina Jolie is hot, some think she looks like shit and it all comes down to the individual person viewing her. You ALL know this. You ALL have things you like, styles you like, guys and girls you think look good and there are equally many who disagree with you. Please stop saying things like “Pretty girls are never single” because the word “pretty” is relative as is everything else. No one is ugly, no one is beautiful. It depends on what YOU think. You are only ugly if YOU think you are ugly. And if you can start seeing yourself as beautiful, then you are. No matter what anyone tells you.

deceptibonk:

scarredwristsandrazorblades:

unworth-it:

judgem3ntal-fucks:

tearyimages:

raydioaktive:

33,363 notes, well done society

57,307 funny….. You guys are all beautiful

68,507 is too big :(

74,403 think completely wrong about their selves 

92, 082 no guys stop :(

I don’t care

there is simply no one who could put me next to a model and still say that I am pretty so no

I am just waiting for a guy, who would tell me hat I am not beautiful as others

but would still love me

No one can tell you whether you are beautiful or not. I can understand why we all think we aren’t beautiful because of the way we are treated by society but please everyone, you all know that “good” is a matter of taste. Some people think Angelina Jolie is hot, some think she looks like shit and it all comes down to the individual person viewing her. You ALL know this. You ALL have things you like, styles you like, guys and girls you think look good and there are equally many who disagree with you. Please stop saying things like “Pretty girls are never single” because the word “pretty” is relative as is everything else. No one is ugly, no one is beautiful. It depends on what YOU think. You are only ugly if YOU think you are ugly. And if you can start seeing yourself as beautiful, then you are. No matter what anyone tells you.

yamino:

adriofthedead:

image

image

Okay, I realize this hilariously late for Asexuality Awareness Week (which was last week), but due to unforeseen stressors, it didn’t really get done in time.

Anyway! I’ve wanted to do something like this for a while, and I’m proud of myself of actually getting a six page comic done within a week. (Not that it’s really anything super fancy, but it’s better than nothing lol) I do apologize for the massive ugly text wall that is page four but I had a hard time figuring out how to convey it visually while being kind of pressed for time. oh and the occasional copy/paste, I’m sorry for that too

Enjoy! Click on the separate pictures if the text is hard to read.

Relevant to my last reblog!

eridick-amporna:

cyber-phobia:

friendly reminder 

THANK YOU.

eridick-amporna:

cyber-phobia:

friendly reminder 

THANK YOU.

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

 
School work: Colour theory assignment

School work: Colour theory assignment

Wee it’s been forever since I did any art that wasn’t homework. 
Gentlescout yay

Wee it’s been forever since I did any art that wasn’t homework. 

Gentlescout yay

rap-u-nzel:

iambeyinspired:

4noptimisticpessimist:

Me and my husband making our way to the buffet line

Crying at that caption

that caption tho

rap-u-nzel:

iambeyinspired:

4noptimisticpessimist:

Me and my husband making our way to the buffet line

Crying at that caption

that caption tho

decepticooch:

I AM JUST CURIOUS OK

Okay my computer won’t let me simply reply I think so I’m gonna reply by reblogging. Your jaw is incredibly strong actually. There have been several cases in which women have bitten the dicks off of guys when forced to do blowjobs. Your jaw is actually so strong that you would be able to bite your finger off as easily as you bite through a carrot if it wasn’t for the pain and your brain preventing you from doing so. Remember that if you ever bite someone’s finger : >

decepticooch:

I AM JUST CURIOUS OK

Okay my computer won’t let me simply reply I think so I’m gonna reply by reblogging.
Your jaw is incredibly strong actually. There have been several cases in which women have bitten the dicks off of guys when forced to do blowjobs. Your jaw is actually so strong that you would be able to bite your finger off as easily as you bite through a carrot if it wasn’t for the pain and your brain preventing you from doing so. Remember that if you ever bite someone’s finger : >

longandlanky:

lindsaybottos:

some new stuff I’m working on, I get tons of anonymous messages like this every day and while this isn’t unique to women, the content of the messages and the frequency in which I get them are definitely related to my gender. I almost exclusively get them after I post selfies. The authority people feel they have to share their opinion on my appearance is something myself and many other girls online deal with daily. 

This is something I will never understand. Why do people feel the need to harm other people by telling them they are shit all the time? Is it to make themselves seem better or more in control or what? I am serious, I do not understand the drive behind it. I know many people slut shame and call other people ugly and whatever, but I really don’t see how it will benefit your life if you ruin someone else’s day. Especially if it’s someone you don’t even know.

Honestly, I think $30 is too much :/ Some of us don't have that much money to spend on just sketches, I'm not trying to be a douche. Maybe 20? Without the flat colors?
Anonymous

apollo-pop:

masakashikawa:

apollopoops:

masakashikawa:

madmothmiko:

drgraevling:

artrubzow:

sorry nuuunununu.  30 $ are 22 € for me and 20 $ are 14 € .  sry not sorry.

Yeah, do not go below that. What people really need to understand is that commissioning art isn’t some sort of human right or anything. It’s a luxury thing. If you can’t afford it, you can’t afford it. Artists need to make sure that it’s worth their time. Don’t try to guilt them into lowering their prices when they’re already as low as rubzow’s are.

People don’t understand artist may live in other countries and the power of the USD aint how it use to be.

What people don’t understand is that some people are poor and need good looking art to cheer themselves up with (hi, I’m one case.). I’m all for drawing something for someone just to make them happy at a low price and give them something I can’t have myself rather than tax the shit out of them like some greedy ass artists do. A little kindness goes a long way for both sides. Artists, quit the fucking bullshit overcharging and bitching. Buyers, quit demanding unreasonable shit and paying things at a ridiculous price. It’s a waste of money and time.

If you think you’re entitled to your ridiculous pricing and bitching about buyers, fuck off. You’re just as guilty as they are in most cases. :\

what the hell is this bullcrap

What people don’t understand is that some people are poor and need good looking art to cheer themselves up with”

If you desperately need to find something to cheer yourself up with then go fucking take care of that yourself. Don’t guilt trip artists in to thinking we owe it to you just because you’re having a bad day.

And if you think pricing a sketch at $30 is overcharging/greedy then you need to wake the hell up.

The hell do you think I’ve been trying to do? Also, more often than not see many artists draw shit FOR FREE for others when they’re feeling down, but not only that, but I see it done for people much less deserving for that matter.

And lol, “And if you think pricing a sketch at $30 is overcharging/greedy then you need to wake the hell up.” Nigga, you wake up first. Acceptable sketch prices are 5-8 dollars. Ten is questionable, and 15 is already overboard, but 30 is just hilariously bad on so many levels. Nice try, kiddo.

Haha, well then, Kiddo. I find this too hilariously outrageous not to reblog to my main so HI, I’m apollo-pop aka apollopoops. I’m 24 and I have over a decade’s worth of experience taking commissions at dirt cheap prices. I’ve also been drawing comics for $50 - $60 a pop as my job for the past year and a half.

Now that you have a better idea of who you’re “debating” with, let’s start off with your first paragraph! Those artists you see pumping out drawings for free to people who are “feeling down” are probably doing it because they have a ton of friends/acquaintances AND/OR are too young to know any better. I remember back in those DeviantART days, people did that all the time. I dont know if they’re still doing it anymore, but there were all these “family” circles where everyone would draw things for eachother/do art trades/etc and yes, most of them were pretty young including me. I was probably 13-14 at the time I was ever even remotely part one of those. I wouldn’t be surprised if people still do anything similar to that even here on Tumblr, but what I do see a lot here is people drawing things based off of asks. That’s fine too because some artists might just see that as practice or even relaxation. It’s still something -they- choose to do.

Actually, that whole crossed out section doesn’t even matter because you know what?? That’s none of your business what artists choose to do with their art. If they want to draw things for free to make people feel better then let them be. If that’s what they want to do and they’re happy doing it then whatever.  IT’S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.

And to add to what you said at the end of that paragraph, that most people are so undeserving… Whether or not they actually are, YOU are in no position to decide that. To be honest, I’m picking up on a hint of bitterness from you saying that and that’s probably the reason why any of this started.

Moving on to your second paragraph… Let’s talk about minimum wage, shall we? Minimum wage is about eight bucks. If an artist is working at minimum wage and they’re charging $30 for a sketch and it takes them about four hours to complete that sketch then that is perfectly acceptable. If anything, it’s slightly under.

But that’s at minimum wage and not every artist should feel pressured or even be forced to work under those conditions. For example, I get paid $50-$60 when I draw one full comic page. It takes me about three to four hours to completely finish each page so I’m earning over minimum wage and you know what? That’s totally acceptable. If that person charging $30 for a sketch draws it in an hour, making over minimum wage, THAT IS STILL ACCEPTABLE. A lot of professional artists wont even accept anything close to minimum wage because that’s how they make their living BELIEVE IT OR NOT??

So no, I’m not the one who needs to wake up, kiddo. I hope one day you learn from this so the rest of us artists have one less moron to deal with.