I DIDN’T GET IT.
Until I did.
OOC: Why is—OH.
Oh. I get it now.
yep. shoulda seen that coming.
wouldn’t it be funny if in like fifty years someone made a movie about leonardi dicaprio and the actor that played him won an oscar
this is probably the only sex gif i will every reblog, because for some reason i feel like it’s more than just sex. i don’t know if it’s how they’re actually looking at one another or the way they can’t get close enough. he’s actually looking at her like a person and not just a sex object.
but then again, it could be all in my head. i mean, this is how i would want it to be. but that’s just me.
Did you maybe use the wrong gif..?
I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR 600 FUCKING DAYS
I guess this just goes to show that we ALL see flaws in ourselves, regardless of what other people might see. I mean, I don’t LIKE that they think/say these things about themselves, but it puts things in perspective a bit.
in germany we don’t say “i love you”, we say “lass mich deine weißwurst lutschen” which translates to “without you i can’t breathe”. i think that’s very beautiful.
I keep having to remind myself that it’s the lionesses that do the hunting and killing and get their faces soaked in blood I mean is there a more badass animal
“Where the fuck have you been!?
You leave a mess on my dirt and then you just dose off all day!
You’re so fucking useless! Mum was right, I should’ve married another lion!”
WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP
WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO
WHAT ARE THEIR NAMES
ARE YOU SURE THEY’RE NOT PEDOPHILES
OFF THE INTERNET YOUNG LADY
the fluffy chicken is telling me to get off of tumblr…i feel conflicted
that is a fucking cockatoo you ignorant twat.
“you are a girl you shouldnt like that video game”
Bes of “Pretty girls, ugly face” compilation lmao
i wanna join this club
I love these so much
this is a good meme
These are the best pictures ever
when dudes say they’ve been friendzoned i like to imagine rod serling waiting impatiently to escort their entitled manchildren butts into the alternate dimension they’ve created for themselves— a dimension not only void of sound, but of mind. a journey into the land of their imaginations.
welcome to The Friend Zone.